That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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