a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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