I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
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