Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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