worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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