ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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