somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
