p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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