Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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