Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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