Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Randomize
