with your own penis?
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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