doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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