She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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