i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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