Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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