let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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