They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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