I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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