I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
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