I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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