We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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