the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
