Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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