Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Randomize
