She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
