you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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