OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
My balls are so social today.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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