First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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