That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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