Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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