Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
So squirting runs in the family.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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