He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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