Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize
