Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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