Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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