Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
My bed smells like the plague
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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