i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
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