If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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