that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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