Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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