yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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