To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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