A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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