I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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