We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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