is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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