its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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