problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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