I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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