how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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