PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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