Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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