I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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