I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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