i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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